(let's just pretend like I've been posting regularly, instead of completely neglecting my duties as Blogmaster)

- The Official MaximumGuttenburg Readership is increasing at an annual rate of nearly 400%! If these trends continue...Hey!!! Welcome to everyone's favorite midwest CSI, Aaron. So far, the blog's readership is limited to two groups: 1) people who live or lived with me at one point, and 2) people who are married to people who lived with me. I'm not sure if that's good or bad, but, you know...
- Now that the '08 Presidential race is heating up, my own vote is for Jimmy Carter.
- I think I had my best Fantasy Football season in a while this year, making it to the league finals with two of my three teams - the third team, which lost in the first round of the playoffs, was still first in points and second in overall record (Brees and Anderson just took the wrong damn week off).
- My Xmas break was less productive then I was hoping for, as my desktop decided to quit working. I'm still waiting on the boys down at UDit to salvage the data, and possibly fix the problem - however, since it's UDit, I'm not holding my breath.
- The Wife and I just went to see Walk Hard:The Dewey Cox Story - good lord, it's funny. I think it's even funnier when you're one of ten audience members in what might be the shittiest movie theater in Ohio (think your movie theater can match? I say thee nay!*)
- Speaking of The Wife, she just got nominated for the an award, and even got to write her own blurb, which she assures me is more than 5 words long. I'll let her explain fully.
- Of course, American Gladiators is back, after a 12-year hiatus. So far, we've gone three episodes and there's no sign of Gem-Gem-Gemini (Plus, they got rid of Atlasphere! What the hell, Universal Studios? Did the cages get repossesed?)
*(This joke 'tis dedicated to Johnnycakes)
3 comments:
Glad to see you’re posting again. I'm not sure what movie theater you were at, but I've got one that could give it a run for its money.
It was the Beavercreek discount saver (out on SeaJay, where 35 crosses Fairfield). I think I've been to some that are almost as shady, but this one was really, really impressive.
Admittedly, it did have both the original Ninja Turtles and Die Hard arcade games - sadly, I only had one quarter, and they both took two to play...
Thou cretinous fiend!
I think you might want to clarify that Kelly got nominated for the woman award, "the an award" is somewhat confusing.
Thanks again for the parking pass.
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