The history channel just redeemed itself...

Doug Benson:
A man and a woman are in an elevator.
The woman says "Can I smell your balls?"
The man looks incredulous, "Of course not!" "
Oh," says the woman, "that must be your feet."


Patton Oswalt:
A 40-year-old man and a young boy are walking in the dark woods at night.
The boy looks up and says, "Mister, I'm scared."
The old man goes, "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"

Gotta love History of the Joke