Good news! It's a suppository!

Sadly, the Commando post-of-the-century will have to wait until next week. The Wife had minor back pains on Saturday that escalated into full-blown, hunched-over incapacitation by Sunday night. We went to the 'doctor' (apparently, we were the only non-Wal Mart employees in the Urgent Care), who informed her that she has kidney stones.





So, instead of enjoying the scenic flatness of BG while I grade final papers, I'm back home, using one arm to keep The Dog in a half-nelson, while I type with the other. On the plus side, we got to watch the entire 2nd season of "Entourage," which is fluffy, but enjoyable.





As a gift to the loyal quartet of Official Readers, this was recently posted on MentalFloss:

I may hate cats, but I do love monorails...