So I'm in the middle of my usual end-of-the-semester procrastinating, and I get wrapped up in a debate about Mike Haggar, an old video game character and one of the greatest playable elected officials in gaming history.
This is a guy who, when his daughter is kidnapped by a suprisingly multicultural street gang, responds in the way only a real Mayor can. He doesn't call for a press conference and tearfully beg for his little girl's return. He doesn't start a committee to discuss options for retrieval. He doesn't resign from office so the mob can't use him to harm the city.
Nope.
Mike Haggar rips off his shirt (thank goodness he wore his special heavy-duty mono-suspender today!), graps a lead pipe, and starts whomping ass with his spinning clothesline.
The campaign video for Haggar '08 is already in post-production: [not safe for work]
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